| Dad: | "What did you buy at the grocery store?" |
|---|---|
| Mom: | "Meat, bread, potatoes..." |
| Dad: | "No snacks?" |
| Mom, defensive: | "No, I don't just buy junk." |
| Dad: | "You were gone for three hours, you could have brought home half the store." |
| Mom: | "Well you went fishing for 4 hours and only brought home 8 fish!" |
| Dad: | "6 is the maximum!" |
| --- | |
| Dad: | "You're putting our conversations on the internet? That's copyright infringement. I'll just start taking pictures of you and putting them on YouTube." |
| Mom: | "Bill, she knows you're not going to do that because you don't know how. ...I don't know how." |
